Telemarketing Calls
I got a funny mail today which I thought I should share with all of you . So I am sharing this today as well. As you know the telemarketing calls are the calls which most of the Indians are fed up of but still the telemarketers do not stop to call. Recently I was watching a program on CNN IBN where the program was about the call center guys . Now As I worked in a call center , I know exactly how it feels in a call center. So Those who are fed up of telemarketing calls here is an advice though funny (Should taken in Humor and not taken seriously)
1. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.
2. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her, if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back.
3. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.
4. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.
5. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your five year old child.
6. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up…. louder…louder. ..louder!
7. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down.
8. If they start out with, “How are you today?”, say “I’m so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems…. ……… ”
9. Cry out in surprise, “Helen, is that you? I’ve been hoping you’d call! How is the family?” When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop joking. This works especially well if the telemarketer is really MALE.
10. Tell the ICICI call center guy to call on your Office number.- and give him the HSBC call center number.
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